Terms of Service
Effective Date: December 19, 2025
Welcome to gizmo.marketing. By accessing or using this website, you agree to these Terms of Service ("Terms"). If you don't agree, that's okay—but please don't use the site.
Gizmo hates awkward misunderstandings.
1. About Gizmo Marketing
gizmo.marketing provides information, tools, content, and services related to marketing, branding, promotional products, and related offerings (collectively, the "Services").
These Terms apply to all visitors, users, subscribers, and anyone else who interacts with the site.
2. Use of the Website
You agree to use gizmo.marketing:
- For lawful purposes only
- In a way that does not violate any applicable laws or regulations
- Without attempting to disrupt, damage, or gain unauthorized access to the site or its systems
Please don't:
- Scrape, crawl, or harvest data without permission
- Upload malicious code
- Pretend to be Gizmo (there's only one, and he's very good at his job)
3. No Professional Advice Disclaimer
Content on gizmo.marketing is provided for general informational purposes only.
It does not constitute:
- Legal advice
- Financial advice
- Marketing guarantees
- A promise of results
Every brand, business, and campaign is different. Results depend on many factors, including execution, timing, market conditions, and whether Mercury is in retrograde.
4. Accounts, Forms, and Subscriptions
If you:
- Subscribe to emails
- Submit a form
- Request information
You agree that:
- The information you provide is accurate
- You are authorized to provide it
- We may contact you in accordance with our Privacy Policy
You may unsubscribe from marketing emails at any time.
5. Intellectual Property
All content on gizmo.marketing—including text, graphics, logos, visuals, designs, and brand elements—is owned by Gizmo Marketing or its licensors.
You may:
- View and share content for personal or internal business use
You may not:
- Reproduce, modify, distribute, or sell content without permission
- Use Gizmo branding in a way that implies endorsement or affiliation
Yes, even if it "would look really cool on a hoodie."
6. Third-Party Services & Links
The site may reference or link to third-party services, platforms, or websites.
We are not responsible for:
- Their content
- Their availability
- Their policies or practices
Once you leave gizmo.marketing, you're operating under someone else's rules.
7. Limitation of Liability
To the fullest extent permitted by law:
- gizmo.marketing is provided "as is"
- We make no warranties regarding accuracy, availability, or fitness for a particular purpose
Gizmo Marketing shall not be liable for:
- Indirect or incidental damages
- Loss of data, profits, or business
- Issues arising from reliance on site content
Basically: we're here to help, not to be blamed for the internet being the internet.
8. Indemnification
You agree to indemnify and hold harmless Gizmo Marketing from any claims, damages, or expenses arising from:
- Your misuse of the site
- Your violation of these Terms
- Your violation of any laws or third-party rights
9. Termination
We reserve the right to:
- Restrict or terminate access to the site
- Remove content or submissions
…if these Terms are violated or if something sketchy is happening.
10. Changes to These Terms
We may update these Terms from time to time.
When we do:
- The updated version will be posted here
- The "Effective Date" will be revised
Continued use of the site means you accept the updated Terms.
11. Governing Law
These Terms are governed by the laws of the United States and the State in which Gizmo Marketing operates, without regard to conflict of law principles.
(No wigs, gavels, or dramatic courtroom monologues required.)
12. Contact Us
Questions about these Terms?